Ian's inspired attempts to win back his daughter fail worse than putting out a fire with petrol.
Brace yourselves - TWITNEY SLEPT WITH JOEY! Shocking, eh? Did not see that coming...
DCI The Bill comes round to woo Jean... and she tries to conceal her bipolar disorder. Come on, Jean - he has to have realised you aren't quite right in the head by now.
Tango Twit is fixating on Tony's death as Bianca tries to get her to lie about cheating on Tyler. That can't possibly go wrong!
Arfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur has to apologise to Pointless Poppy for not going to see her but then he can't do it tonight because he's cooking "for da boyuz". DUN DUN DUN!
Bianca and Carol bicker about the Twitney situation, yawn.
Ian gets advice on how to be a human from Denise... he needs that.
The schism between Kat and Bianca deepens because for once, not being on the stall SOMEHOW matters but Bianca couldn't be less interested as she casually liess to Tyler and then goes off to remonstrate Joey. She manages to get him to swear he won't say anything and then certain this is the perfect crime, goes to tell Twitney about her fait accompli. Then she and Kat decide to jack in their stall because of their mutual animosity.
Twitney sees Tyler and is none too happy.
Jean is getting paranoid about DCI The Bill and Kat gives her the advice to toughen up (that really works with mental health issues). Then tells her to do what she thinks before pining after Alfie some.
Aww and Tyler brought flowers for the disillusioned Twitney but perhaps Ava telling her she's got a "good catch" will, that seems to buoy her spirits.
All of a sudden, Kat and Carl are an item... eh, Kat does have form when it comes to using her sex organs as a coping mechanism.
Tamwar gets a telling off from Half-Day Alice - wow, that's a low ebb. He needs to give Arfuuuuuuuuuuuuuur and Poppy space.
Jean ends up in the restaurant - dohohoho - resulting in a snide remark from Ian.
Evil Lucy knows Twitney's secret!
Ian seems to think a drink with his daughter will sort everything out!
And an ill judged comment from DCI The Bill seems to indicate he's not au fait with mental illness, talking about someone being carted off to "the funny farm".
Tamwar tells Arfuuuuuuuur to go and see his girlfriend - and really why exactly is Tamwar's well being exclusively Arfuuuuuuuuur's responsibility?
Predictably, Jean doesn't come clean about her mental illness and instead tells DCI The Bill about her role in the restaurant hijinks but he doesn't seem too bothered and then Ian offers her old job back. This bodes ill.
Bianca comes to give Twitney a pep talk about infidelity where - despite Twitney's protestations she insists they maintain the lie.
DCI The bill and Jean share a kiss outside the Vic... oh, this certainly bodes ill.
Evil Lucy and Ian have their reconciliation talk but SURPRISE! She's now going to work for Janine! DUN DUN DUN!
Twitney comes clean to Tyler... thank goodness that didn't last any longer!
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