Friday 5th April 2013

Max is pouting in the B&B when Tanya asks what's wrong. Kim's cooking!

Liam is home!

Ava settles on the first she sees and then for her trouble Billy Idiot starts sleazing on her... he doesn't even know what carpe diem means.

Misery Guts Carol tries to cheer up the glum - but surprisingly well - Liam but he's having none of it.

Kirstie The Lips (wearing her Freddie Kreuger hat - possibly to stop her looking such a state) is not best pleased to find that Max has helped Ava get a flat before they're settled.

Jacknocchio is still on edge... Sharon showing that much skin is probably the reason though. It... does things. Terrible things.

Billy Idiot decides to impress Ava.

Max is going to be Jacknocchio's witness and best man! How exciting. Oh dear, turns out Max and Tanya have both been asked to be a witness at the wedding! Why the hell are they worried about that?

Kat and Kim discuss the meeting between Kat and Count Moonula for maintenance - yawn.

The Lips winds up Tanya by telling her she's moving into a flat - let's hope Max doesn't fall through on that! Oh dear, seems like Tanya immediately ran over to talk to Max! A tedious conversation then ensues with Tanya making it clear how displeased with this development but then rather childishly says she isn't. Max just sighs. Who can blame him?

Twitney gives Liam a heart-to-heart that seems to get through to him.

Looks like The Lips is getting her hopes up about Max getting that one flat.

Count Moonula is playing games with Kat's heart but they apparently both just want to discuss how things need to go.

Liam has disappeared but he's just offering his bedding to Ava to show that stabbings can radically alter people's personalities. Oh and The Lips has packed her bags... and for some reason assumes that even if Max had put down the deposit, they'd be moving in immediately. Even the incredibly stupid Kim points out the folly in assuming this is a certainty but then Max comes along and then after a suspiciously long pause says yes, he did.

More painful dialogue between Count Moonula and Kat.

Turns out Billy Idiot got the flat and as that's the only flat there is, The Lips is having a cry. It also turns out Tanya gave Billy Idiot the money - Ava is not best pleased at being a pawn. This doesn't explain why Max lied to Kirstie and they have a long boring conversation that comes down to - they've got kids together and that's a magical bond that can never be broken! Except for all the times it is broken.

Oh and then The Lips announces she's preggers!