Cue Masood telling her she thinks she's not serious... ruhroh. Apparently Geordie Racer is some kind of shower ninja as Masood returns to an empty house and she appears behind him silently, clad in but a bath towel as if she'd JUST stepped out of the shower. She acts all seductive before Masood gets all hot under the collar and scarpers to the safety of the bottom of the stairs - a whole ten steps away from her!
Count Moonula gets Half-Day Alice to start her FIRST FULL DAY OF WORK! Apparently she's able to clean up the entire house in a matter of hours. Then breaks down crying because she got a letter for the Hogfather, which she inexplicably gets Count Moonula to open for her - it's just a credit card application. That was weird. Oh, wait - there's more.
Half-Day makes the mistake of asking Count Moonula to say something nice about her father. Oops. That backfired. They come to the mutual conclusion that no one is all bad though... which is apparently enough to make Half-Day tear up again.
Max isn't taking the hint that Tanya doesn't want to see him. So it should come as no surprise that he walks back into the house to go through letters... enter Cora to give him a piece of her mind. She apparently isn't happy with him psychologically grinding down her daughter - as evidenced by the fact she didn't show up or even call any of the dozens of times he did things far worse than this.
Twitney and Tyler's break-up continues and nary a damn was given. Both characters have been almost entirely absent for months now and it's a miracle they even remember they have a relationship and we're now supposed to care about the fact it's over?
Alfie has gotten the plaque for the Vic redone to put Poxy's name on it - a move so sudden and unwarranted that even the Square mad woman Jean tells him it's a bit soon and points out that Kat is unlikely to be overjoyed at the prospect.
As expected, Bianca and Kat are ready to go into business but there is just one problem - Ian is Hitler (due to his ability to remember the fact Bianca received a criminal conviction or two for thieving and assault in the market)! That would be an interesting storyline... anyway, Kat responds the only way she knows how - getting her make-up caked face right up close and personal before shouting the odds... Fortunately, Saint Alfie is on hand to diffuse the situation and after a little sweet talking and emotional blackmail, he wins Ian over.
Kat wants to give Alfie JUST as he shows the new plaque to Poxy - that is the one thing Alfie DIDN'T want to happen... he probably shouldn't have made a big deal out of unveiling it then. What a plonker.
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