Masood is still smashing the water feature and this activates the homing signal in the entire Masood family, as they all magically appear at the same time. Even Tamwar... sadly, it looks as if his constipation is still terminal.
Zainab posits that Masood is in the midst of a breakdown but then decides they need to get back to normal. Geordie Racer starts acting crazy and shouts at Zainab - it's about time someone did. Then it's time for her to reveal that she loves Masood and everything between that and Zainab telling her to leave is padding. TAXI FOR GEORDIE RACER! And Zainab tells Masood she knows EVERYTHING... eh, he didn't do anything wrong.
Max (still covered in jam) chases after Abi, who has escaped the terrifying sight of him half-naked. He then tries to bribe her! And she storms off. Lauren decides that this is a good occasion to start drinking... really, it's surprising that she's limiting herself to just the abuse of alcohol. She tells Max that it might have been a good idea to not shag Kirstie five minutes after Tanya walked out the door.
After the best part of eighteen years, it would seem that Max's kids have finally worked out that he lies constantly and so they decide to tell him to get out... apparently Kirstie is all he needs though. Still, he's probably used to being estranged from his family by now...
Joey's suspicions about Count Moonula are fuelled by finding some earrings and decides to shout at him... a tried and tested interrogation technique. Which gets him nowhere. Half-Day Alice isn't exactly pleased that Joey was rifling through her things. Oh and Joey ends up hanging around Count Moonula's house before punching him, insisting Half-Day leaves and then skulking off on his own.
Bianca is not best pleased at Twitney's imminent nuptials to Tyler. She has her whole life ahead of her! Not if they don't diagnose that case of jaundice she has! Or whatever it is that has turned her into an oompa loompa...
Oh, Lucy's cancer. Can't forget that (although the Crayon Crew almost certainly will). The best place to discuss this kind of serious topic is obviously outside, on the swings, at night in midwinter.
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