This is so Bianca can go and find Kat moping and give her instructions to buck up. Which works as Kat gets out from under her duvet (which she inexplicitly called a quilt) and decides to give up on men - we've heard that before.
Despite the business barely being a week old, Kat is taking tomorrow off and what better way to finish off a day of work than to play pass the parcel with your son? Except he's asleep, so Kat immediately kicks off but Alfie thought you could have dignity! He was wrong. DEAD WRONG!
Poxy shows some brains for once and tells Kat that she's sick of everyone treating her like the victim as if she hadn't been such a slapper, this wouldn't have happened and is promptly slapped for her troubles. Poxy shows restraint but taunts Kat, leading to a second slap and Poxy LAUNCHES herself at Kat and the two fall to the ground fighting and having to be pulled apart.
Count Moonula takes her home and lies through his teeth when he tells her she's the best mother there is. This bare faced lie warrants a kiss. Which Count Moonula returns... looks like nothing can stop Kat from her ambition to be the biggest slapper Walford ever 'ad.
Patrick is home and we have to suffer the indignity of watching Kim help him have his dinner. If that was insufficient, next up is Patrick having to go to the toilet. Later Kim is moaning about Patrick... who'd have thought full time care would be so hard?! Obviously Patrick overhears this.
Liam is working his way up to full fledged Kevin the Teenager status - this time by shunning the help of Masood... which helps the blossoming romance between Masood and Carol. To the point where they are having a drink in the Vic - goodness, next there will be wedding bells! Especially with Carol getting all glammed up... let's hope that there isn't a misunderstanding where she thinks this is a date and he doesn't! Oh, that happened. Did not see that coming... But don't worry, they're going on a PROPER date tomorrow because 30 years of marriage... you pretty much want to start dating immediately after that has ended.
Lola is not happy with "King Phil" as he first rejects a toy (unsuitable for children twelve months and under) and then doesn't let her see Lexi because she's late. Lola immediately calls ZE SOCIAL to tell them that King Phil is violating the terms of the custody agreement (again) and hundreds of jackbooted SS officers descend on Walford to kick down the door and pry Lexi from the gigantic sunburnt boiled egg and then proceed to beat him black and blue.
Oh, wait - that's what would have happened if Lola had an ounce of sense. No, she kicks the door that has been closed in her face and goes to The Arches where she has to be physically restrained to stop her from taking a hammer to a car. Dexter Fletcher then tells her she has to "play the game", Lola seems to think this involves doing a very racist impression of a Chinaman... not cool, Lola.
Lola's politically incorrect jokes aside, Phil is later discussing with Sharon the issue of Lola and she is on Lola's side. Which prompts Phil to tell some lies the gullible and intensely stupid Sharon swallows without question... but then the Boiled Egg's enemy returns and is following Dexter Fletcher's advice! As meek and mild as a new born kitten, smirking as she walks off.
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