Channelling her inner five year old, Lola encourages Sharon to wake up... as if she'd just fallen asleep or something. Sadly for the entire human race, Sharon comes around and says she just fainted... No need to be suspicious then.
Billy's birthday continues in all its glorious tedium. Janine is flaunting her baby and Ian is ready to ask her for a loan... probably just as well she vented some bile at Michael then. Ava arrives just in time to see Billy Idiot get a mug that says "great grandad" on it.
Proving that death would have been too good for her, Sharon is already snapping at Lexi and bossing her around... perhaps not the best thing to do that mere moments later Lexi finds a bottle of pills but why they're portraying that as suspicious is strange, people have prescriptions all the time.
Count Moonula says to Phil that it's a mistake to retread old ground - in the case of Sharon, that's unequivocally true - but then makes a pass at Poxy... That's out of the blue.
Given how Sharon lied up a storm for the FAR more suspicious activity of stealing painkillers FROM A BIN (after an elaborate and clearly false premise), it seems strange that she freaks out about Lola finding her pills, especially when she gives her more than one out. Then she strong arms Lola into not telling King Phil.
Massood and Misery Guts Carol continue their date OF DESTINY. Truly, love is in the air and people are putting their hands in the air, like they just don't care.
Count Moonula is apparently a little the worse for wear but as if him acting friendly drunk wasn't mortifying enough, we then have to see Billy Idiot try and talk to Ava again... sigh.
Lister is in the Vic and Kat tries to flatter him into giving her the stall back. Lister seems wise to this after a while but then, Kat offers the terrifying prospect of something carnal in nature between the two... to be fair to Lister, she's had worse... so this is actually a thoroughly plausible offer... or at least, it would be if not for the fact he JUST saw through it ten seconds ago.
Sharon says taking pills is how she copes... makes sense. Lots of abuse from Lola though.
Lister being an idiot and also an evil council official we're supposed to despise goes down to the cellar and drops his trousers - because he's just that stupid because the plot requires it! Hence Bianca appearing to snap it... not as if he could have covered his face in the time it took to take the photo!
Ian gets his new lease from Janine. Hoorah?
Sharon tries to... blackmail Lola into not telling Phil about her pill addiction.
Count Moonula is sleeping in the warehouse.
LOTS OF STUFF NO ONE CARES ABOUT!
Masood and Misery Guts snog! Who cares!
Count Moonula get shouty for a while.
And Lola is holding Sharon hostage with blackmail...
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