Carl is trying to wind up Max about Kirstie, intimating they had sex.
Tyler is thinking about leaving - let's hope it's soon.
Pointless Poppy is worried about her job! So, she tries to get Misery Guts Carol to have a cosmetic procedure - that goes predictably.
Max seems to be letting Kirstie stay in his flat, also
Billy Idiot tries to appear useful (and fails, obviously) to Hollyoaks and then there's a little more Janine/Michael game playing.
Twitney apparently can't read because she thinks her grade is an A*... actually, it said A+ Twit. Which probably means it's a forgery. Then Tyler comes in and Alfie gives him a peptalk. Yawn.
Pointless Poppy is still looking for test subjects for her new procedures.
Billy Idiot is turned on by the sight of the skeletal jailbait that is Evil Lucy. Good grief, she's the same age as your grand daughter!
Cora tells Kirstie Max thinks she was with Carl, prompting her to storm over to the cart lot and interrupt the first customer Max has seen this year... Obviously, that's not taking into account the fake one from yesterday.
Lucy outmaneuvers the primitive brain of Billy Idiot and she then stands at the bar and looks pleased with herself as she overhears Kirstie gripe at Carl.
Tyler tells Twitney he might be off, then he becomes a pawn in Count Moonula's chess game.
Arfuuuuuuuuuuuuur has been recruited to help Tyler cheer up - but dohohoh - he let Pointless Poppy do her eyelash thing on him.
Little do they know that Tyler is the latest chess piece in the labyrinthine schemes of Count Moonula! Who is now pretending to repossess Hollyoaks flashy car in front of a client, while Janine is detained by the Count himself. This prompts a predictable outcome where Tyler drives off with the car, the client storms off JUST as Janine exits the restaurant and Hollyoaks is left explaining (also, Billy Idiot is cleaning up in the club).
Max tries to reconcile with Kirstie but his verbal word slurry isn't cutting it today.
Goodness, Billy Idiot is wise to Evil Lucy's diabolical plans... OR IS HE? The smirk on her face says he might not be.
Tyler decides to head off to Europe - with what money, exactly?
Max tries to talk to Kirstie around again... who cares?
Oh, thirty seconds and Tyler is ready to leave FOREVER! Wow, these sendoffs are getting less and less auspicious. Oh, then Pointless Poppy spills the beans about him leaving to Twitney and she rushes out to see him off in his fancy stolen car and they say goodbye.
Clearly, even the Crayon Crew know that Tyler's departure is a non-event because him driving off isn't the end - instead, Max wins over Kirstie by kissing her and dragging her into his house... but surprise! Lauren is there... and has managed to stop looking like a corpse. Bad news, she's caught Twitney Oompa Loompa.
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