Thursday 29th August 2013

Dexter and da rest of da yooooooooouuuuuf are in a panic about the money... yawn.

Alfie pries Jean from Ollie because she's gone a bit mental.

Abi goes to retrieve the money to assuage the concern of Dexter but ohoh! No money. Dexter is not too happy.

Billy Idiot continues to be enticed by woman of stunningly average looks. She seems impressed by his flashing of cash.

Abi manages to go all Columbo and work out  that only the feckless group of them knew there was money in the caravan.

Alfie reassures Poxy that he doesn't love Kat anymore... why is she JUST worrying about this now?

Cyndi 2 is the natural target for accusation and she then strops off. Then everyone shows they aren't so much teenagers but school children as the predictable blame game ensues.

Billy Idiot's incredibly average looking lady friend turns out to be a gold digger! WHAT A SURPRISE! Who could have seen that coming? Kim isn't too happy and tells 'er to sling 'er 'ook.

Abi and Jay continue to fret over her pregnancy. Yawn.

Jean remains unconvinced by the double threat of Alfie and Poxy, seemingly resigned to DCI The Bill never returning rather than just telling him the truth.

Abi isn't preggers but she and Jay are still at odds.

Cyndi 2 tries to cheer up Dexter but her idea is that the tavern wench stole it and Dexter points out he was with her the whole time.

Billy Idiot and Kim have a most improbable exchange, where the Idiot tells the other idiot that they've forgotten how to have fun... Kim was drunk on the job just a few days ago and pretending that she's somehow abstaining from the simple pleasures because of hard work is like saying a fish in the sea needs to practice its swimming more.

Dexter tells Abi to buck her ideas up and get back together with Jay but when she tries to text him, it doesn't work and he starts flirting with the tavern wench. DUN DUN DUN!

DCI The Bill turns up and Jean blurts out that she has bipolar.

Is Peter going to fess up to what happened in Devon?! He thinks he's responsible for some guy we don't know dying. Wow. Who the hell cares? Lola seems shocked by this revelation.

Abi walks in JUST as Jay and tavern wench kiss. Now there's an original outcome!